You

Me: Hey, if you have to choose between me & Renee, who would you choose?
Twain: I want both.
Me: No, to answer this question, you can only choose one.
Twain: You!

(Have doubt but accept the answer with a little smile.)

Me: Ask me the same question I asked you.
Twain: Ok. If you have to choose between me & Renee, who would you choose?
Me: RENEE!!

Ma & Pa both laughed out loud.

YOU! Of course it's you!
And I'm sure your Pa answer me over you just to shut my mouth from complaining: 'oh, so after all I have gone thru, everything is Renee now, what about me'...bla...bla...bla...the shit goes on...